I AM LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND IT’S NOT EVEN A JOKE ANYMORE.
A novel by me. (via june-niocosu)
if magic isn’t real then how do you explain
It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate
no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand
The most dramatic fall of all time.
harry “diva” potter
this is basically all seven books like harry always dramatically dies while ron takes the painful stuff
Karen Gillan & Zoe Saldana at the Guardians of the Galaxy photocall (July 25, 2014)
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
What the fuck